Putting up this was terribly difficult for me but thank God for making it a success
Note : I don’t patronize “Bend down select ooooo” before some people go start to dey tackle me ;D
Take A Cup of Pito & Spread Your Banana Leaf
Categories 0f People You Will Meet At ” Bend down select” Market
1. The Vips
They are esteemed customers, they don’t haggle price unnecessarily because they know how much a look alike cost @ Gucci/ Chanel Stores.
The seller passes all Grade A to them, and you the non-regular would only get it – if it’s not their size of they just don’t like it.
2. Picking Pockets
They are there just to steal people’s
wallets and purse. They will smartly snatch ur wallet when they notice that u are too engrossed in picking clothes
3. The Ones Who Lament
Those that will keep lamenting for not coming early to pick first grades when the bail was opened early in the
morning. They will want the seller to give them that price they would have bought earlier!
4. Ladies Who Form What Not
Girls that form,claiming that they are getting the clothes for their kid sis at home even though it’s obvious they
are actually buying them for themselves
5 The Not So Shy Ones
Even if you are the president of a nation, they will bend down and select as if their lives depend on it because dem no dey look Uche face.
6. The ones that will ask for warranty before buying
They are like, madam you sure say this cloth no go wash so ?, I dey ask ni because the similar one wey I buy since 1985 neva even wash till date. If this one wash, I no go patronize you again ooooo
7. The ones who wear Clothes before paying for it
They will ask almost everybody in the marker if it fits them, they are like, bros abeg shey dis cloth fit me ? Ehhn now e fit you, bros abeg shey you sure ?. They will turn to other buyers and ask the same question. The compliments they receive determines their interest in the clothes
8. The History Tellers
The seller gives them prices and they aneach, I no come know how your own like say you no want make I buy market for your hand bcos na that change go carry me reach house. ;D
9 Change Dragger
These ones beat down the prize of a commodity & when the seller doesn’t agree with the prize, they will start roaming around the market looking for a place where they can get reduction in price if even thought it’s N50 naira reduction in price
10. Naijalodites, kindly add the last one and spread the fun
Let forming begin hahaha
Written by: Tosyne2much
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