– A mechanic will remove your hand and replace it will white girl’s hand and say “o ma sise (it will work, its stronger)”.
– If you stay too long in the hospital, they will sell your eyes and claim you came eyeless.
– My mechanic would have done an operation and forgotten to return the heart.
– He would remove a kidney and claim its not important and useless in my system.
– When you’re down, they’ll give you 2 knocks on the head and try to start you.
– If you still don’t respond, they’ll clean dust off you, use a tools to hit your head, nose and heart and try to start you again
– If you’re weak, they’ll increase your heart beat to make you work faster,
– They’ll remove all veins they come across while working, say its just a design and it’s not really needed.
What do you think?
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