Youths tend to be somewhat uncomfortable when they have no offering to give, therefore, below are the ways they act
Lemme keep the ball rolling
1. Few minutes before offering announcement is made, they will take an excuse to the toilet and calculatively come back when the offering collection is over.
2. The ones that will squeeze their hands into their pockets to deceive people that they are dropping money. *If I hear*
3. The ones that have but would separate the money in their pockets in ascending order; the bigger denomination will be on the left pocket,the N5,N10,N20 and N50 would be on the right pocket(or vice versa). Immediately they hear
offering time, they will just put they hand straight to the right pocket.
4. The one that will drop an offering envelope the same way it was given to them, then they will look around to be sure that nobody is looking at them, then stylishly drop the empty envelop
5. Immediately offering announce is made, these ones will ask the ushers if they can help split N1,000 into smaller denominations, even when they have no kobo. This reminds me of a dude that asked me to help change N1, 000; and guess what? I told him to bring the money and discomfort was printed on his face. He told me not to worry anymore
6. The ones that will dip their hands into the four pockets without bringing a penny and will start acting like they left their wallet at home when in fact, they did not
7. When offering time is approaching, the ones who have no incoming call but will quickly place their phones on their ears and will dash out of the church.
8. The ones that will keep staring at your wallet to know how much you want to give.
9. The ones who have but will not want to give. They will bring out N1000 naira from their pockets showing to people sitting on their role that they wish to give but don not have no small denomination. Funny enough, even if they have, they still won’t give
10. Kindly add the last one
Have fun 8)
Happy Sunday fellas
Written by: Tosyne2much
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